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tiny.ag/thbatkx6 · ★★☆☆ Fair (37 ratings) · submitted 2002

If I wanted to get rid of my neighbors I would just do weird stuff like put shaving cream on my lawn before I mow it.

Brian, Everyday Conversation

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