tiny.ag/jzykbokw · ★★☆☆ Fair (20 ratings) · submitted 2002
When I was little, I really wanted a bicycle, so I prayed every day that God would send me one. Later, I realized God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked God to forgive me.
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