tiny.ag/fvlqbybu · ☆☆☆☆ Unrated · submitted 2021 by JAKGalore
She told me to stop trying to save her. So I converted her to a low-risk certificate of deposit and enjoyed a significantly higher interest rate.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, in Love and Hate and Wealth and Poverty
This is a submitted aphorism that has not (yet) been included in Aphorisms Galore!'s official collection.
No one has commented on this aphorism yet. Don't be shy — post a comment. You know you want to.
1–0 (0)