When someone tells you lifeÂ’s a dream, you can bet theyÂ’re about to inconvenience you very badly.-
The Velocity Gospel, Steve Aylett *

If a memo burns faster than you can read it, nature is telling you something.-
Dummyland, Steve Aylett *

Progress accelerates downhill.-
The Velocity Gospel, Steve Aylett *

How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message? -
Slaughtermatic, Steve Aylett *

We have truth in order not to die of art.-
Bigot Hall, Steve Aylett *

One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of godÂ’s existence. -
Atom, Steve Aylett *

Authority insists that misery is an education. -
Only an Alligator, Steve Aylett *

Honesty is the voice that is acceptable in every matter. -
Shamanspace, Steve Aylett *

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice. -
Bigot Hall, Steve Aylett *

Steve Aylett, Aylett is a satire author from England