tiny.ag/ncueqfib · ★★☆☆ Fair (114 ratings) · submitted 1997
Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
This is an aphorism from Aphorisms Galore!'s official collection. It was the Aphorism of the Day for 2016-12-01.
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